Welcome to my Pity Party, Everybody is welcome. There are chips and dips, chocololate and lemonade, jelly cups and party pies.
I also have streamers, party hats and a piniata.
Prize goes to the person who comes up with the best self-depreciating statement.
You will obviously all go home with party packs.
That is all.
(ps. L...could not link my video no matter how hard i tried)